You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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