this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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