It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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