mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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