Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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