YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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