dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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