Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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