I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
You know, be my cock's hype man.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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