Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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