Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My liver just broke up with me...
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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