4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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