i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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