redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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