Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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