with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
So vagazzling was a success
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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