Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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