i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
