I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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