we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
it glows. i had to have it.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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