hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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