OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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