There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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