What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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