I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I haven't been this sober since birth.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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