My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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