I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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