i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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