Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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