White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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