i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
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