I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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