the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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