help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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