Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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