At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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