Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize