in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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