Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I need a hoe opinion
go on
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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