So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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