found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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