how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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