Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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