AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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