When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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