just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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