Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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