Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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