I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
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