its not stalking. its research.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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