I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Randomize
