i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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