last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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