ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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