Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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